You know what the funniest thing about America is? The little differences.
Well… They don’t say “Merry Christmas,” they say “Happy Holidays.”
Well, a large chunk of the populace doesn’t celebrate Christmas [lots, according to a recent poll, and there are three and a half other holidays in that two-week span—New Years, Hannukah, Solstice, and Kwanza].
Andrew Pollack, via Quentin Tarantino’s coke-addled mind
What’s amazing to me is how quickly the cries of a “War on Christmas” disappeared once the latest round of America’s real national pasttime—constitutional crises over Presidential power-grabs—kicked off.