Collection of One-Liners

The train of thought connecting those two events disturbs me.
I don’t care about your attention, I’m just bored to tears with internet cat photos.
“I can only hope to achieve your level of dorkitude so that one day, I may be on the cutting edge of ridiculous linkage”
VoIP spam means never having to explain yourself to the officers as they drag you off a dismembered corpse.
Actually, I’m collecting one liners into a blog post. I’m being productive with my angst.

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