Meming

Memes ultimately allow you to post without thinking about what you actually want to talk about; memes are a cheap one-off, the multiple-choice question of blogging. So obviously, when you are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:

1. One weapon
2. One song blasting on the speakers
3. One famous person to fight along side you.

And you choose to use:

1. Edy’s Rich and Creamy French Silk Ice Cream. 1/2 the fat of motherfucking butter!
2. Sweet Words, by Cut. Because I am in love with the song now; it’s a roadhouse cut from the distorted cloth that Blur’s Song 2 came from.
3. Angelina Jolie. Duh.