Crossed Fingers

Sunday night I freaked some people out explaining how close to a global WTF the economy came, and this morning Bloomberg was sounding the all-clear: some wanker was blathering about how the problem was simply fear in the marketplace, and my gut feeling wasn’t the same manic “Are you HIGH!?” that I had when CNBC dragged Cramer out there, trying to forcibly inject confidence into the markets last week (also, the Dow ended up 12% yesterday).

So it’s gotten me to thinking magically: I should remember to buy options before I get on a tear about the state of the world…