Breaking Things

Seb Gorka went on BBC Radio to explain how Donald has re-introduced gender apartheid into the U.S. military out of his great sense of compassion: The military is not a microcosm of civilian society. They are not there to reflect America. They are there to kill people and blow stuff up. They are not there […]

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Voting for Hillary

Hillary could shoot Vince Foster in the face from a black helicopter, as part of a cocaine-for-secrets deal with the KGB, brokered by the Reptilian U.N., and she’d still make a better president than Donald Fucking Trump.

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Das Nuclear Boot

When you absolutely, positively, have to do the bare minimum to clean out as many hard drives as possible in a short amount of time. Or you need to wipe an SSD. Either way.

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