I Hate It Here

Sigh. Update: For those of you who are offended by this title, please take this opportunity to further your cultural education. Update 2: “How could you take a man’s life to save $20 on a TV?”

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Fuck Hope

Hope is a high-rate credit card. You can get charge away your pain now, but you pay more when it’s all said and done—you get real tired of paying your balance after the first 12 months.

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The poet whispers it quietly, and the careless ear misses it, hiding there in the background… “Anger is a Gift.” Last Friday night, my roommate began to cook some fish fillets. You know the ones, the breaded cod you buy by the bagful. The ones which take 15 minutes, go fine with tartar sauce, but […]

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